Posted on Craigslist:
You don't need a big screen TV in heaven.
The rapture is coming on Sunday. If you are a believer, help me to help you!
Let me buy your expensive earthly goods so you can get raptured in a designer suit. You want to look your best when you meet your maker, don't you?
I am looking to buy big screen TVs(HD only), last-generation video game consoles and games, late-model cars and houses in good condition.
Don't let your possessions weigh you down when the Lord comes for you.
TWO DAY SPECIAL!
I will take everything off of your hands, allowing you to meet your maker with a clear mind for $100. Yes, that's right, I will pay you $100 that you can use for a memorable "last night on earth".
Received:
You are absolutely out of your mind... Obviously a scam. To quote you, you don't need a big screen TV in heaven. So if this really is the end, why do you need all that stuff? You belong in a nut house.
Reply:
Ok, $125, but that's as high as I'll go.
Received:
ok?! And you want what from me?
Reply:
Anything you don't see a need for in heaven, of course. We can meet at my mom's house, if that's ok with you? That's where I'll need to store your big screen tv for a while, anyway. Do you have a big screen tv? If you don't, that's ok. I can take care of your gerbil, too.