Memery

This was lost as a draft:

1. How would your mother describe you in one word? Bullheaded
2. What is your favorite flower? The rose bush I can't kill(not for lack of trying) in my backyard.
3. What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked? "Can I take you home with me, strip you naked, stick a pin through you and put you under glass with my butterfly collection?" Oh wait, I asked that question.
4. What word in the language do you wish you had invented? Spank
5. Where would you like to live? On several hundred acres in the middle of nowhere.
6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? "A drunk raccoon - now there’s a fighting machine."
7. What animal best describes the kind of woman who interests you? See #6
8. What do you miss about your childhood? Summer vacation.
9. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Why bother?
10. What is the main fault in your character? I'm honest, to a fault.
11. Who is your favorite historical character? Jefferson
12. Describe how you kiss in one word? Intense
13. What in the world do you least desire? Quality time with my mother-in-law.
14. Finish this sentence, "Happiness is a thing called ..." Contentment