To the ammo counter employee at Dick's:

The fact that my hair isn't gray is not a reason to dismiss me.

You may be "in the industry", but you are a last-stage retail employee in a large corporation. The sixteen-year-old kid vacuuming floors by the car seats in target is technically in the "baby-gear" industry, but that doesn't mean he knows jack-sh** about car seats or baby formula.

Don't pretend you are an expert in manufacturing or financing just because you can fill out a stock request and send it to corporate.