Overheard at work

Not Me says (12:35 PM):
Hey. I got a mouse in the house. i've never even bought a trap before. Any suggestions
Me says (12:35 PM):
ca
Me says (12:35 PM):
cat
Me says (12:35 PM):
bb gun
Me says (12:35 PM):
poison
Me says (12:35 PM):
molotov cocktail
Me says (12:35 PM):
tactical nuke
Me says (12:36 PM):
tennis ball
Me says (12:36 PM):
tennis ball filled with the little white bit of strike-anywhere matches :)
Not Me says (12:36 PM):
Did you forget my original problem?