Things I've said this week:

"Don't let the dog taste your food before you eat it!"
"Quit kicking Daddy there."
"Go bug your brother."
"Mommy's got a baby in her tummy!"
"Give that to Daddy. Give it to Daddy. Give it to...Spit it out!"
"I'm tired, go take a nap."
"What do you mean, you don't want to change your sister's diaper?"
"Behave, or I'll staple your feet to the ceiling and tickle you til you wet your tummy!"
"That's a zombie."
"I wanna buy a pound of silver."
"Let it ring, I'm sure it's your mom calling."