10 - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
9 - You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
8 - You have more wives than teeth.
7 - You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6 - You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
5 - You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
4 - You've been asked, "Does this Burka make my butt look fat?"
3 - You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2 - You've uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
1 - You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.
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