Stubborn Facts

Tam has a fun game going.

Obama is really a ten thousand year-old Assyrian demon that eats babies for breakfast. Or Martin Bormann in disguise, whichever.

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I read on the internet that Barack Obama was seen bayoneting Davy Crockett at the Alamo. Wearing a keffiyeh.

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It is a little-known fact that Barack kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.

Also, Jimmy Hoffa was last seen getting in his car.

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And he changed his middle name to Hussein from Khomeini, to make it seem less conspicuous.

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It is a vicious, baseless slur...
...to claim that Barack *redacted* Obama was heard to shout "Allahu Akhbar!" when he pushed that iceberg into the path of the Titanic.

The truth is that nobody's really sure what he said as he gave the 'berg a nudge.

Obama was also, according to rumor, the official go-between for England and Benedict Arnold.