Quote of the Day

 From a conversation on Facebook about the Chinese buying our national forests:

I blame the Irish Zionists. When they get together with the Kremlin and the Knights Templar, there's just no stopping 'em. They sold the Washington Monument for $2500 last week to fund a kegger in honor of the Greys, with Xenu as the guest speaker. Elvis was supposed to play, but he's in hiding on the set of the faked Apollo landing until after the JFK files are released in 2017 proving that AIDS caused Pearl Harbor.

-Me

To all 9/11 Troofers:

My apologies. I have uncovered proof that jet fuel couldn't possible have taken down the towers. It was all Bush, working in his underwear between 3 and 4 am for 2 weeks before 9/11. Using the magic of the illuminati and herds of trained sheep(not "sheeple", actual wool-bearing farm-dates), he shrunk himself and his stooges(baah!) small enough to navigate inside the walls and lay the demolition materials without anyone noticing.

This had to be the case, because this guy couldn't melt his rabbit cage.

Seriously, is there a stick that can be used to beat 9/11 truther nonsense out of people?

Like a rolled-up engineering degree or something?

It's a basic truth of human nature that 13 people can keep a secret if 12 of them are dead.

Insanity

I saw a "9/11 was in inside job" bumpersticker this morning. Is anybody so stupid as to actually believe that crap, now?

I understand that the gullible conspiracy nutjobs fell for it, to begin with, but it has been thoroughly debunked, in every conceivable fashion, but experts in every related field. There is not a single reliable source for the insane placement of guilt on American shoulders.

To make matters more confusing, I saw the sticker on a car that was, presumably, driven by someone on his way to work. How do you maintain a job if you can't maintain an objective grip on reality?