Posted on Craigslist:
You don't need a big screen TV in heaven. The rapture is coming on Sunday. If you are a believer, help me to help you! Let me buy your expensive earthly goods so you can get raptured in a designer suit. You want to look your best when you meet your maker, don't you? I am looking to buy big screen TVs(HD only), last-generation video game consoles and games, late-model cars and houses in good condition. Don't let your possessions weigh you down when the Lord comes for you. TWO DAY SPECIAL! I will take everything off of your hands, allowing you to meet your maker with a clear mind for $100. Yes, that's right, I will pay you $100 that you can use for a memorable "last night on earth".
You are absolutely out of your mind... Obviously a scam. To quote you, you don't need a big screen TV in heaven. So if this really is the end, why do you need all that stuff? You belong in a nut house.
Ok, $125, but that's as high as I'll go.
ok?! And you want what from me?