Happy StarWars Day!

Go away, Sparkles

Sarah awoke to find Edward staring at her creepily from the foot of her bed

“Uh, what? What the hell are you doing here?” she said, bewildered.

“I was just watching you sleep. Isn’t that dark and brooding and romantic?” Edward brooded darkly.

“No. That’s just creepy.” Sarah turned on her Stanley 3-in-1 Tripod with Mini-Tripod Keychain, which she always kept at her bedside. “Aren’t you that weird emo kid from the woods? Holy crap, are you sparkling?”

-Woot

Why do I want this?

http://log.emonk.net/post/319917350

What time is it?

Space Invaders

Mouse

Steampunk style.

Via Makezine

The future is now

That is nothing short of awesome. I wouldn’t get a 1st gen version, but once it is bug-tested and customizable, that would be great. Connect it to a smartphone and a bluetooth earpiece and leave Dick Tracy drooling with jealousy. That’d even make Leela cry, and she’s only got one eye.

Welcome to the future.

Important Invention

[zybl0re] get up
[zybl0re] get on up
[zybl0re] get up
[zybl0re] get on up
[phxl|paper] and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D\-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
[[SA]HatfulOfHollow] i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

Guerilla Book Review

I found a new hobby.

6 minutes

To the Apollo 11 launch.

http://www.wechoosethemoon.org/#

TGIMBOEJ

It's a shame I didn't hear about this two weeks ago. I just cleaned out my parts cabinet. Anything that didn't have a realistic and identifiable use went in the trash as part of my 'simplify and downsize' plan

Shopping Time

Hello Kthulhu.

If only

I had time like this to spare.

Crap. Information overload?

"From your 86 subscriptions, over the last 30 days you read 5,784 items, starred 0 items, shared 244 items, and emailed 1 items."

Geek Tip of the Day

1. Right click while on your desktop and select "create a new shortcut."
   
2. Quotes included, enter the following as the location: taskkill.exe /f /fi "status eq not responding"

That's it. Whenever you get 'not responding' programs, double-click the shortcut, and the problem goes away.

This is a test.

This is a test.
Powered by

Dial2Do

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ETA: Interesting concept. I think I'm going to like Dial2Do. I can update my calendar, blog, twit and email by voice from my phone. I expect to start liveblogging rush hour. That will be fun.

This came with the transcription and a link to the recorded mp3, but I've got the voice for newspaper, to match the face for radio.

Fun Little Game

I'm glad this game restricts me to 5 minutes per day, or I'd be hosed at work.

http://princewally.mybrute.com

Wanna fight?

Amazon Search

Visit Amazon.

Search for "girl scout cookies".

Be amazed and disturbed.

Fairy Tales

Via Mr. Rummel.

MySpace IT Quality Control

Funny. They forgot to test their new spam, before mass-mailing it to the entire world.

I love the privacy policy at the bottom, compared to names and address being given out freely at the top, if this spam campaign would have worked.