Zombieland

Zombie Thursday

Zombie Thursday

Newspaper clippings

Zombie Thursday

Newspaper clippings

Personal Rule #469

Never question another's fetish.

Let's go to the Power Exchange together. Let's go to the Power Exchange together and roleplay. Let's go to the Power Exchange together and roleplay HOT ZOMBIE SEX. I mean it. I know it sounds really ridiculous, but I've always loved zombies and the undead, and I've always loved sex, so I want to mix the two. Additionally, I've seen (and am friends with) some really cute zombie girls, and I could really enjoy the mix of horror, terror, shock value in others, and, y'know. Sex.

I'll dress up like an office professional or something like that, in some clothes I don't care about, and pretend to be doing some work in an office or something. Maybe then I'll listen to a prop radio and look shocked, act scared, peer out a mimed window or something, and then you batter on the door. And batter, and batter, and push -- and break in! And I let out a blood-curdling shriek, and you lunge at me and rip my clothes apart and splatter fake blood all over me (we'll use a tarp on the floor, to be polite), and proceed to savagely violate me. Or something like that -- I'm not really tied to that exact SCENE, but I think something that goes that way would be fun.

Zombie Thursday

Newspaper clippings

Zombie Thursday

Zombies make me feel....weird

The zombie plague starts. The zombies start eating this guy in a suit and tie and go “uuuuuhhh” as they’re eating him. Then they catch this lady, knock her off her bicycle, and go “uuuuhhhh” as they’re eating her.

A cop sees the whole thing and tries to rescue the two people but he slips and the zombies devour him and go “uuuuhhhh.”

The plague spreads and soon they’re everywhere, eating everyone in sight. They get to a clown and start eating him then one zombie turns to the other and says “does this taste funny to you?”

Zombie Thursday

Q: What has the head of a cat and the tail of a cat, but isn't a cat?
A: A zombie baby (eating a cat).

Zombie Thursday

Yoga

Zombie Thursday strikes again!

Zombies are people, too

Sometimes, even sexy people.

Eat My Heart Out

Zombie Thursday

Zombie Strippers

Hmm? A Theme?

Apparently, it's Zombie Thursday.

Zombie Car Wash

Signs of the Times

Transportation officials in Texas are scrambling to prevent hackers from changing messages on digital road signs after one sign in Austin was altered to read, "Zombies Ahead."