Kids, these days...

These stupid kids are growing up thinking that government is the solution for everything. Where is a responsible, reasonable adult to tell them to back the hell off and think about the consequences of banning anything they don't like? Can we ban gangsta rap?

Kids, you are contributing to the toilet that is the future of our nation. Parents, when the government solution to your problem is forced euthanasia, don't complain. You raised your kids this way.

A group of St. Paul teens packed city council chambers Wednesday night to make sure no one got in the way of a proposed citywide ban on the sale of candy cigarettes.