Can I buy a double-barrel boomstick, specifically designed to foil bank robberies and well-paced zombie invasions? Side-by-side, just like the movies. It’ll help keep us all safe in the event of….well anything, really. Aliens, zombies, regular thugs. Even demon-rats! We’ll just have to have a priest bless the ammo. Please?
It’s a crazy-good price. I could probably sell it for more than that in a few months.
It’s even mostly wood, so it doesn’t even look scary. :)
I’ll let you get a pony. Ok, not really, but I’ll let you think about getting a pony.
What about the demon-rats?
How about if I actually let you get a pony?
2 ponies and we paint it pink?
You can pick the color.