Truth in Advertising?

Found on The Gun Counter.

Best Michael Jackson joke today.

We here at Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos, LLP would like to apologize for the error that occurred in our mailroom. It seems that a package intended for one "M. Jackson" was delivered to a "D. Carradine" by mistake. We sincerely hope that this hasn't caused a loss of confidence in the normally excellent service provided by Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos, LLP, and we look forward to your continued patronage in the future.

Thank you,
Mgmt.

Towed Idiots

So, I dial the towing company - yeah, they stil have the contract, and yeah, they will send their trucks right out.

Little over an hour later, three cars gone.

Out of pure fucking spite. Because I am a mean and hateful bastard, and that’s how I roll. And yes, had the Bumpers been full of conservative stickers, I would have let it slide. Discrimination, purely based on what they were. What of it? Whatchoo gonna do ’bout it?

So this morning, I drop by there, and find a nastygram stuck in my door, along with dried egg. The nastygram boasts of egging the building, and calls me a big poopy-head. And, to make the hat-trick, SHE SIGNS HER NAME.

*happysigh* One thing I can count on is Lefties not being terribly bright. One complaint of vandalism sworn out.

Gonzo’s Bar & Go-Go Grill

Roast my weenie

I want!



More importantly:


Thanks, Tam.

Tattoos for beer?

How much of an immature, frat-boy punk POS do you have to be to get a bar logo tattooed on your ass in exchange for free beer?

That's not something he's going to regret when he's standing in front of a crowd of people saying, "Hello, my name is Weston King, and I'm an alcoholic."

And the picture proves it. He's a wimp, to boot.

Wayback Memery

Via Jay G, I find Scaryduck has started a meme.

Post your oldest email.

First, I've had a hotmail account since 1996. Yes, that long ago. I also have a 5 digit ICQ number.

Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, I let the hotmail account lapse, and it went inactive, killing my archaeological treasure trove of early spam and joke forwards. It's been resurrected, but only as a dumping ground for questionable website registrations and MSN Messenger.

So, going back to my last un-backed-up computer crash, my earliest email is dated 11/20/2001. Here it is:

I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power. I was proud as Mr. Bush took his oath of office.

I was sad as I watched Mr. Clinton board Air Force One for the final time. It may surprise you that this made me sad, but watching this part of the days festivities, I saw 21 United States Marines in full dress, with M-16s, fire a 21 gun salute to the outgoing President.

It was then that I realized how far America's military had deteriorated.
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Every last one of them missed.....