Death is too good

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,321249,00.html

BAYOU LA BATRE, Ala. — A man angered after a dispute with his wife confessed to tossing his four young children off a bridge, authorities said Wednesday as they searched murky waters for the bodies.

Killing him once isn't enough. Let me at him for a few hours, first. I don't need anything more than an emery board and a box of toothpicks.